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Next, they tried...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
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share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
No go.
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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